it was either this or ice skating

I know the implications of Bill running cults and liking human skin furniture is, like, gross. But goddamn if it isn't also goofy. I don't know if its your fic, or just because of some of the stuff you've written on your blog, but I cannot unsee Bill as being sorta goofy. A little bit of a dork. But of course, there are always the horrors.

oh i'm fully assuming Bill's human furniture kink is just silly. The only gross part is that people don't agree to be stuck in his stone throne and/or skin sofa, but like,, that's gross for the normal "kidnapping and imprisoning people" reasons. If he just, like, asked people if he could sit on them or maybe turn them into sofas, it would be fine. The premise itself is inherently ridiculous. Like we're not talking about serial killers' tanned hide human upholstery, he just magically turns people into couches.

yeah, Bill is goofy. He's not "sorta goofy," he's extremely goofy and it's very canon. He's goofy when he's talking about turning humans into furniture and/or other things:

And he's goofy when he's talking about cults

And he's goofy when it's got nothing to do with any of the above

i didn't come close to running out of examples to post, i just got tired of taking screenshots & writing image descriptions. I didn't even include his sexy bear rug selfie. I didn't even get "i'm not scared of cereal, i eat that stuff for breakfast." He makes henchmaniac recruits fight to the death in ball pits. He tried to ask Trembley to start a jug band with him. He says marbles and magic tricks are more important than love. He posted an apology video with xylophone after Weirdmageddon.

There is NOTHING serious about this triangle. Nothing. He says so himself:

If you do not interpret Bill as goofy you're missing out on at least 50% of his characterization. He wears a full face of clown paint, and beneath the clown paint he hides the horrors, and beneath the horrors he actually is a clown.